Chat Room Joke
Benigno Aquino Philippines : I agree with the above. David Cameron UK : I discreetly approve of the above. Jacob Zuma South Africa : I want to go. Abdel Fattah el-Sisi Egypt : I also want to go. Can someone [please] fight him? Hollande: [Responding to Obama] I just reimbursed Putin over billion dollars [for a canceled warship contract]: Just looking at him makes me mad.
Park Geun-hye South Korea : The misery of history shall never be forgotten, we must be wary of the resurgence and spread of militarism. A portion of a live stream of the attack showed Gendron paused after pointing his assault rifle at a white man in the store to apologize, and walked away.
A longer version of the video showed Gendron had already shot about four or five people, shooting one woman on the floor twice. The white supremacist journaled three visits to the Tops store on March 8 where a security guard confronted him. In addition to two security guards, he counted 53 Black people in the supermarket that day and six white people. Gendron also feared that his parents would uncover his plan.
He wrote about hiding his guns in his bedroom and clothes in his car. The suspect said he bought and sold silver coins to acquire the ammunition for the massacre. Gendron had secretly dropped out of community college, however. Chatu A.
A man goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The owner says "Well the parrot knows how to use a computer. Needless to say this begs the question, "What can it do? What did the full glass say to the empty glass? You look drunk. Andrew H. The gravy train Stephanie B. What did one ocean say to the other?
Nothing, they just waved. Jessica B. Why should you never fall in love with a tennis player? Because to them Gudrun V. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet? Because they could spend years at C. Christina H. Why did the woman go on the date with the mushroom? Because he was a fun-ghi. Craig F. Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella? Fo drizzle. David B. What do diapers and politicians have in common?
They both stink and need to be changed often. Brittney K. Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack. Jacob E. Because it was two-tired! Z An old lady walked into a pet store, found a parrot, and asked the owner if she could buy it. The owner said, "Heck no! That parrot has a bad mouth! Trust me - you do not want that parrot! She took it out and said, "Did you learn your lesson?
She took it out and asked if it learned its lesson yet. The parrot said "Brr Yes, I learned my lesson, but, what did the chicken do? I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places. Amy C. Knock knock who's there? To to who? It's "to whom. Two antennas decided to get married, the ceremony was pretty boring, but the reception was great!
Brit F. Want to hear a pizza joke? Nahhh, it's too cheesy! Amin A. Why are chemists great at solving problems? Because they have all of the solutions! Molly B. What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Denim, denim, denim Brittany T.
I told my boss three companies were after me and I needed a raise to stay at my job. Leaving his office, he stopped and asked me, "By the way, which companies are after you? Why is it impossible to starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there! Andy M. Why can't Chuck Norris use the internet? Because he won't submit. Fiona S. Siddhartha K. Krunal P. What did the right eye say to the left eye?
Honestly, between you and me something smells. Jeanne D. A string walks into a bar and the bartender goes, "Sorry, we don't serve strings here. He ties himself in a bow, cuts off his ends to look all pretty, and struts back into the bar. The bartender looks at him and goes, "Hey, aren't you that string I turned away before? I'm a frayed knot!
Why did the scarecrow get promoted? Because he was out standing in his field! Demitri S. What do you call a dog that's been run over by a steamroller?
How does Lady Gaga like her steak? Product What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror? Tiya B. Why did the developer go broke? Because he used up all his cache. Stephanie S. What do you call a deer that can't see? Still no bloody eye deer. Dan J. One of the guys I meet is Jurgen.