Friday Pick Up Lines
The best funny pickup lines for women Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me? Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven? Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams. Is your name Google? Are you from Tennessee? I may not be a genie, but I can make your dreams come true.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? The best funny pickup lines for men Was you father an alien? Was your father a thief? Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art. Are you my phone charger? Can you take me to the doctor? Because I just broke my leg falling for you.
Funny pickup lines that will make anyone laugh Are you a dictionary? You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it.
Sorry, but you owe me a drink. Wanna buy some drinks with their money? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Cupid called. Wanna be one of them? I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours? Are you a parking ticket? Cause you've got fine written all over you! Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright for me! I was wondering if you had an extra heart…because mine was just stolen. Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me! I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
If I had four quarters to give to the four prettiest women in the world, you would have a dollar! Let me guess, your middle name is Gillette, right? Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and I don't mind being lost at sea. If you were a burger at McDonald's, you'd be the McGorgeous.
Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile. Is there an airport nearby, or was that just my heart taking off? Are you a loan? I'm in the mood for pizza.
A pizza you, that is! Are you a degree angle? Because you're a-cutie! You're so sweet, you could put Hershey's out of business! I'm really glad I just bought life insurance, because when I saw you, my heart stopped. If I had to rate you from 1 to 10, I'd give you a 9, because I'm the 1 you're missing. You must be jelly, cause jam don't shake like that. You must be a bank loan, cause you've got my interest. I've got 1-ply, I've got 2-ply, but all I really want is your re-ply.
If nothing lasts forever, will you be my nothing? If you were a phaser on Star Trek, you'd be set to stun! Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for.
Have you been covered in bees recently? I just assumed, because you look sweeter than honey. There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Ten I See. You must be a campfire. Because you're super hot and I want s'more. Want to come inside my tent? I know a great way to warm you up. I would line up outside Walmart for you on Black Friday.
Every Friday was Black Friday to me. Black Friday is so hypocritical. Black Friday reminds me so much of bowling because the people ahead of me remind me of the pins that I wish to knock out. Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook? Bought a new vacuum on Black Friday. It sucks!
How about you? You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out. You know what else is on sale today?