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Gay Chat Up Lines

Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut? Do you believe guys think with their d! Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? There are bones in the human body. How would you like one more? Do you believe in free love? No Then how much for a BJ? Do you live on a chicken farm? Can I talk you out of it? Do I know you from somewhere? Do you want it in the front or the back? No Well then, allow me to introduce myself.

They are less audacious than the previous ones, but certainly leave a punch behind. Or is it just you? Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow? I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat! I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled? I know you think I'm sexy, I know you think I'm fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.

I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours? Have you ever bought a vibrator? Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie. Hey are you a solar system cause I wanna be in Uranus.

I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight. Can our gay love pierce through the veil of death and save the day? Let's find out. Why would you ask me that?! Yes I said that gay kiss is an abomination. Come back to my hotel so I can show you. Christ has risen today, and so have my pants. Is your name Justin? Because I want to be Just In you.