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Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow? I hope you're not a vegetarian, 'cause I want to feed you some meat! I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy. Here are some dirty pick up lines for her that might tickle your fancy. If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole? Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? If I told you I had a 2-inch d! No Good, because mine is 8 inches. Are you gay? It is just like a French kiss, but down under Could you do me a favor?

Could you get on your knees and smile like a donut? Do you believe guys think with their d! Well, in that case, will you blow my mind? There are bones in the human body. How would you like one more? Do you believe in free love? No Then how much for a BJ? The first flea exclaimed "Didn't you learn anything that I taught you about getting here nice and warm? Next thing I know we stop at a bar and I fell asleep.

All of a sudden I woke and there I was, right back on that bikers mustache! Vote: Joke has More jokes about: airplane , bar , gay , travel , winter A guy walks into a bar with an alligator. It's about 10 feet long.

It's going to bite one of my customers and I'm going to get sued. I'll prove it to you. Then he unzips his pants, pulls out his package and sticks it in the alligator's mouth. The alligator just keeps his mouth open. After about 5 minutes, he pulls it out of the alligator's mouth and zips up his pants and says, "See, I told you it was a tame alligator. Anybody else want to try it?

More jokes about: animal , bar , dirty , gay A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!

The bartender said "Darn! Doesn't anybody in your family like women? More jokes about: alcohol , bar , bartender , gay , wife 4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left.

One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. Lets just flip the stool over.