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Kiss Me Pick Up Lines


I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees. If I bit my lip would you kiss it better? Be that as it may, Mt. I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow? Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling? But dinosaurs still exist right? A kiss to me! Kissing burns 6. Wanna workout? I cannot taste my lips, would you be able to do it for me? My friends call me Sugar Lips — wanna find out why? Kiss me, I met an Irish person once.

Are you going to kiss me or am I simply must deceive my diary? Kiss me goodnight and love me forever! Kiss me. How about a birthday kiss? Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth. If so, check out our list of the best kissing pick up lines!

These funny pick up lines will get you started and will result in a good laugh — and maybe even a kiss! Are you going to kiss me or am I just going to have to lie to my journal? I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss. Consider this your two-minute warning baby, before I kiss you. If I can hit his windshield from up here, you owe me a kiss.

My lips are like the Blarney Stone — kiss them for good luck. I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you mph kisses. Kissing is good for your teeth. If being a crossroads demon is the way to score a kiss from you, then so be it. I will give you a kiss. Your lips seem lonely. Do they like to meet mine? I envy the coffee cup, that kisses your lips every morning. Kissing is the language of love, so how about a conversation? Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. Kiss me goodnight and love me forever! I can hold my liquor but kissing you would make me weak at the knees. Can we try the Australian kiss? It is kind of like a French kiss, but down under. Can I borrow a kiss?

A kiss to me! I want the tip of? Your penis to continuously kiss the tip of my cervix Can you kiss me on the cheek so I can at least say a cute girl kissed me tonight? Kiss me. Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys the earth. Are you French? Can you give me a lesson on how to french kiss? Excuse me, but do these smiles come with kisses?

I would like to give a kiss tofu. Kiss me, I met an Irish person once. Hi baby, did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Are you going to vote with that thing, or let me kiss it? And his kissing is as full of sanctity as the touch of holy bread.

I have skittles in my mouth. Wanna taste the rainbow?