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Photo: Phillip Wright. When a female Koala first gives birth to young her pouch opening faces neither up nor down, although it is located towards the bottom of the pouch rather than at the top.

The pouch has a strong sphincter muscle at the opening to prevent the joey from falling out. The opening is towards the bottom of the pouch rather than at the top. Koala heart rate The resting heart rate of a Koala is anywhere between beats per minute it will depend on a range of factors, including the age of the Koala. Koala fingerprints Koalas are the only other animal that have individual fingerprints like humans. The policeman pulls him over. We had such a good time we are going to the beach this weekend!

A: Coca Koala! Q: Why did the manager hire the marsupial? A: Because he was koala-fied. Q: Why are koala's so sleepy? A: Because you just got to be tired being so darn cute all day! Q: How does a koala get from one place to another? A: On a gondkoala Q: What did the grape say when the Koala stood on it? A: Nothing, it just let out a little wine! Q: How do you apologize to a koala? A: BEAR your heart and soul.

Q: Why isn't the the koala a real bear? A: He doesn't have the right koalifications. Q: Why did the Koala cross the road? Before the Koalaville basketball team can play for the national championship, they have to make it through the koalafying rounds. I tried to keep a koala in my house, but the smell was just unBEARable. A koala holding its breath!

A pina koala. Was the koala able to complete the grueling mile marathon? Why was the koala scientist so well-respected by his peers? He was known for conducting excellent koalatative research. Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.

Why isn't the the koala a real bear? He doesn't have the right koalifications. What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear. They grin and bear it. What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater? He was told he was not koala-fied. Every koala supports the idea of being able to defend themselves against tyranny. They believe in having the right to bear claws.

What happens when a koala drinks too much alcohol? He gets a bear gut. How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications. A star athlete in Koalaville got kicked off the Olympic team for cheating. Unfortunately, he was diskoalafied. Where do koalas go to settle legal matters? A kangaroo court! What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break?

Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!