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Relationship Rules Funny

I have to admit, though, I really don't believe that any single rule can be applied objectively; People, states, relationships and moods are just too different. If I had it my way, we'd make fun of the notion of rules. And to do just that, I asked three of my favorite female comics if they wouldn't mind giving me their take. Make your life that scene from Risky Business, but all the time! Hey, you're not attached.

Get whatever kind of weird pet you want. I just threw that last one in because I think it's important. If there is a warrant out for your arrest, don't joke about it being "unwarranted. Hat and a cane! Although, that's my advice for all men. Jena Friedman Brush your teeth, bad breath will make us think that you have a rotten soul and that it's trying to escape out of your mouth.

Be sure not to arrive to a first date wearing a cast even if your arm is broken, it'll make us think of Ted Bundy and then we'll never want to be alone with you. Instead, bring a copy of your driver's license, social security card, credit report, medical history and a few professional references Tell us that we look beautiful, more beautiful than your ex who died from, say, the same type of cancer as that chick in Love Story Actually lasso the moon for us.

To maintain and strengthen your connection, focus on doing activities that allow you to bond. Go out for dinner and have long talks; Set up picnics and relax together; Plan a date night on the beach; Play fun games and giggle; Celebrate your special occasions; Go on a hike or a tour together… The better the time, the stronger the relationship!

Sex Is Important, Too When it comes to relationships, intimacy is just like a perfect frosting on an already tasty cake. It cultivates a flourishing connection because it allows you to physically feel connected, and share each other at the most intimate level.

Enjoy Being Playful It may sound funny, but couples should play and tease each other! Letting steam off, having a little fun, tickling each other, and even being childish is all healthy part of your relationship.

It also helps you both to relax and enjoy just being you. Even in intense situations, a little bit of gentle and playful teasing can help loosen up the tension and help you both breathe easier. Choosing to focus on the positive even when things are not perfect — and they never are!

After 14 years in a relationship, I can honestly say that spending time apart from each other is as important as spending time together. Sometimes, it even sparks and uncovers an unprecedented amount of passion!

Spending time apart is one of those relationship rules that actually focus on each of you as an individual.