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Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction. Are you a sea lion? Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.

Do you have room for an extra tongue in your mouth? Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place. Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it? Are you an archaeologist? Want to go halves on a baby? Do you want to save water and shower together? Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you. Do you work at Home Depot? My dick died, do you mind if I bury it in your ass? Are you a supermarket sample?

Because I want to taste you again and again without any sense of shame. Are you a tortilla? Because I want to flip you over and eat you out. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? And the ones on your face. That shirt looks great on you… as a matter of fact, so would I. Are you an iPhone screen? Because I could tap you all night. Just get naked. You look great right now.

Do you know what else would look great on you? Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of semen waiting for you. Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them. When I saw you, I lost my tongue. Can I put yours in my mouth? Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Did you just come out of the oven? My bed. Want to fix that? Hey, you wanna do a 68? Are you hungry? Because omelet you suck this dick. You must be Medusa because you make me rock hard.

How long has it been since your last checkup? I wish you were soap so I could feel you all over me. How about a workout? Be unique and different. Say yes! Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it. Are my undies showing? Can I borrow a kiss? Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes? Your lips look so lonely…Would they like to meet mine? Is there a science room nearby, or am I just sensing the chemistry between us?

Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation? Who needs Care Bears when im right here? Did you just come out of the oven? If your right leg is Thanksgiving and your left leg is Christmas, can I visit you inbetween the holidays?

You must be a high test score, because I want to take you home and show you to my mother. You know girl, your eyes are the same color as my Porche. Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Is it hot in here, or is it just me? You are so fine, I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of you! Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!

Do you own a hot Dog stand cause you make my hot dog stand. I just wanted to show this rose how incredibly beautiful you are! I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you. Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?

What time do you have to be back in heaven? Are you an astronaut? When God made you, he was showing off. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. When you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face. Are you a crayon? Cause you bring color to my life. Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away. Lets play Titanic.

And you go down. The last 15 amazing Cheesy pick up lines What are you doing for the rest of your life? Because I want to spend it with you. I hear they banned you from school lunches for being so sweet. Thats a nice shirt can i talk you out of it. Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. If I flip a coin what are my chances of getting head? Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?