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Vegetable Pick Up Lines


If I said you had the body of a vegetarian, would you hold it against me? If I said you had the body of an all-natural, organic-living, animal-loving, environment-nurturing, whale-saving sex machine, would you hold it against me? May I take your picture?

I could really go for a hot veggie dog right about now. My heart is certified cage-free, so my love can roam to you. Protein, did you say protein? I have endless amounts of protein if needed. Can I submit your picture? Wanna come up and see my Vitamix? Wanna go to the grocery store and read labels? Would you like some organic roasted root vegetables to go with that non-dairy fair trade shake? Ya wanna mix vitamins? Are you a vegetarian? Let me toss a salad for you. Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft.

Can I feel it? Your organic shirt looks great on you. Can I touch it? You are the only meat I will ever put in my body. Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu? Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate. Is that a carrot in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Is that Tofurky Jerky in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Vegans really do taste better. Final words: However, your choice of a pickup line solely depends upon the interests of the partner. For instance, an artist would love to hear something cheesy about art. All of these Dirty 0r funny pickup lines are suitable for various situations. It would be best if you choose wisely your words before speaking up to your partner. Moreover, the time, place, and method of delivery matter as much as the pickup line itself. You're like my favorite candy bar, half sweet, half nuts.

Omelette you in on a secret. You and I would brie perfectly gouda. Life would be feta if we were togetha. We'll be grate. If only I were that wine you are drinking, because then I would already be inside of you. Baby, you got more legs than a bucket of KFC! My meat in your grill Gurl, you should sell hot dogs. Because you already know how to make a weiner stand.

Your so fine, I want to pour milk all over you and make you part of my complete breakfast. I'm going to make you breakfast Omellete you suck this dick. Take me to Papa John's, because this is love at degrees.

Are you a raisin? You treat me right, and I'll do it your way. I know I'm not on your grocery list but I'm checking you out. Are you a meal at mcdonalds? If you were you would be a mchottie Are you an Ice Cream? Because I'm gonna taste you. Are you a fruit? Cause honeydew you know how fine you look right now? Let me be a chicken nugget. Can you put some hot sauce on my enchilada, I need some spice in my life Did you just come from KFC, cause your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

Can I double stuff your Oreo? Do you like Kelloggs? Are you McDonalds? Do you drink tea often because I need a tea bag. Do you like seafood? Wanna taste of these muscles? Gurl, your thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. I must be allergic to nuts, but there's no way you are. I bet your Sugar, and spice and everything nice.

I heard you like Tofu, Me too but only with a ck at the end. If I was a watermelon, would you spit or swallow my seed? Do you like Jalapenos? Can I have a waffle cone, and 2 scoops of you. Are you a hamburger pattie cause dat ass is juicy. I do not fancy wines, I prefer moans I like my women like I like my doughnuts Did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Cause you have a pretty sweet ass! I'd like to be the ice cream that melts in your mouth. Do you like Alphabet soup Cause you gonna be choking on the D Damn girl, you sure know how to farm!

Cause' you are growing my stalk! Do you like Wendy's.. Cause your going to love wendys balls slap against yo face Do you like Hibachi?

I'm not good at cooking, so lets go out sometime! Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. Are you a burger cuz i'd slap those buns. Do you like milk? Cause you have it around your lips Can I reheat my egg roll in your microwave? How about a date? So do you like stawberries or blueberries? You want mexican food tonite? Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.

Hey baby, do you want to get lunch or do you want to be lunch? Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick Are you a In-n-Out burger joint?

Oh are you cravin Pizza, cause I'll gladly give you a pizz a this dick They call me Dr. The G is silent Baby I love you like a fat man loves pie! Wanna strip? My gender is pizza, because everybody wants a slice of me. Girl your like a candy bar half nuts n half sweet!

Can you pass the coffee and sugar becaue you just made me cream in my pants Here let me lick the honey off those buns!! Do you like pudding? Cause in a minute I'll be pudding this dick in yo mouth If you were a steak you would be well done. Hey baby lets play a fruity game I pop your cherry with my banana Baby you are the jam in my jelly roll. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!

Your legs are like an Oreo cookie, I want to spread them and eat the good stuff in the middle. Well I'm sure you'll like it Wendys nuts slide across your face. I'll treat you like my milk, girl, I will spoil you. Have you ever stuck a hot dog through a donut? Do you want to? Would you like to come back to my place and eat cereal and watch cartoons? Your a smart cookie can I eat you?